Monday, October 6, 2014

Family Guy by Tom Parsons

October 1983    .... Life in the Victory Mansions couldn't be more plusgood. My wife and I have three children that we are doubleplusproud of. My two sons - the twins - are angels. If you saw them, you would like them right away. Of course, they might shoot you with their capguns, but that's only because they might suspect you to be an outsider or spy. They are just soldiers in training for the Party! And there's nothing ungood about watching a bloody good hanging. Every last one of those traitors and foreigners deserves it!
I love my work for the MiniTru! Best.Mini. Ever! We make sure the truth is told the way BB would like it to be told. We give the people the news as it should be read, as it should be understood. None of that untruth of the deceivers and plain liars who try to talk ungood of BB. I would pay to watch their hanging!
My greatest pride though is for my little girl. She was given an award for doing her duty when she was on a Youth Party Camp and she followed a man who wore suspicious shoes. Not only does she have an instinct to sniff out a spy, but she was the determination of a German Shepard to get her man by any means necessary. She told me she got to see the man shot for her good deed. She is a doubleplusgood one, I bet ya!

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